Finals week, so overrated

Mondays. They really do bum me out.

Except I watched Hitch over the weekend with Ryan (who has a man crush on Kevin James) and Will Smith's character provided an excellent quote:

"Wake up every morning like it was on purpose".

Instead of doing what I do, which is turn the alarm clock off immediatly and pretending like it didn't wake me up at all. I stay up incredibly late every night because I am anxious for morning, but when my morning begins all I wish to do is sleep.

I must:

1. Sell all of my books so that I can continue the process of completely forgetting the quarter where I took five classes, had one awful political science teacher, had to spend every wednesday with a teacher and two other 29 year old grad students who enjoyed leaving me out of their 'adult' conversations and patronized me. I must!
2. Watch Slumdog Millionaire before one more person tells me I MUST.
3. Figure out what else I am going to do this summer besides taking on two jobs.

Never:

1. Take World Politics 20 unless you enjoy learning about game theory. Unless, unlike me, you are hoping to avoid any class that involves math.
2. Buy challah at Henry's. Because it is not worth 3 dollars and tastes nothing like good challah.
3. Use hebrew prayers on facebook after making derogatory comments towards the jewish religion in middle school. Hypocrisy is not an admirable trait.

I know this may disgusting to some, but I am infatuated with Kanye West and his new lover girl Amber Rose. She is pretty, underneath her intense sunglasses. I feel she is the edgy Kanye is trying so hard to achieve.

All I know is I so far have an A in nonfiction, thought I doubt my other classes will not follow that pattern.